elvum: (doctor)
elvum ([personal profile] elvum) wrote2007-09-23 09:05 am
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Sleeping-related injuries

This morning I woke up with a mildly sprained ankle. This confused me, because I didn't have it when I went to sleep. Luckily I am a DOCTOR (of Physics) so I quickly diagnosed myself as incapable of doing anything beyond lying on the sofa, perhaps uttering a febrile moan from time to time, and dispatched [livejournal.com profile] terpsichore1980 in search of tea, breakfast, cold compresses, peeled grapes, etc. I still hope to make it to the [livejournal.com profile] pieoff later, where I will sit on the sofa, uttering febrile moans and dispatching [livejournal.com profile] terpsichore1980 in search of pie, pie, more pie, etc.

This is certainly one of the weirdest sleep-related injuries I've inflicted upon myself though. Expressions of sympathy, proposed mechanisms, etc, welcome. :-)

[identity profile] terpsichore1980.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
We don't have any grapes...

[identity profile] elvum.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh woeful tidings
Now I must speak of sorrow
In emo haiku