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Sleeping-related injuries
This morning I woke up with a mildly sprained ankle. This confused me, because I didn't have it when I went to sleep. Luckily I am a DOCTOR (of Physics) so I quickly diagnosed myself as incapable of doing anything beyond lying on the sofa, perhaps uttering a febrile moan from time to time, and dispatched ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
terpsichore1980 in search of tea, breakfast, cold compresses, peeled grapes, etc. I still hope to make it to the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
pieoff later, where I will sit on the sofa, uttering febrile moans and dispatching terpsichore1980 in search of pie, pie, more pie, etc.
This is certainly one of the weirdest sleep-related injuries I've inflicted upon myself though. Expressions of sympathy, proposed mechanisms, etc, welcome. :-)
terpsichore1980 in search of tea, breakfast, cold compresses, peeled grapes, etc. I still hope to make it to the pieoff later, where I will sit on the sofa, uttering febrile moans and dispatching terpsichore1980 in search of pie, pie, more pie, etc.This is certainly one of the weirdest sleep-related injuries I've inflicted upon myself though. Expressions of sympathy, proposed mechanisms, etc, welcome. :-)
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